If Life Were Like Phonology

by ucalgaryverbatim

If life were like phonology, we could say that today’s features included [rest], [yummy], and [happy]. We could say that we’re in the process of undergoing [knowledge] assimilation even though our “Netflix harmony” is pretty pervasive. We’ve also generally lost [free time] with the accumulation of [grad school applications], and [foot in mouth] can really take over conversations with our different “social classes”. Our most dominant feature, though, seems to be [enthusiasm], and it’s getting us by just fine.

Yeah, if life were like phonology.